What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!