What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated