Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret