Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.