Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.