What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana