Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.