Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.