Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

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Barbecue sauce.

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Don't get me started.

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It gets jalapeno face.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Barbecue sauce.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!