What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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