What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer