What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them