They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
She replied: "with scissors of course."
With a tuna.
A telephono lens.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Cos 720 is 1
I genuinely care about your mother.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
ze Hoegaarden.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Nothing. They are free of charge!
