They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
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My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
So that it can be used as an
Using saxitoxin.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
They can both bring out the child from within.
Disney movies can still touch children.
An army of Hun-dread.
You've got no beef soldier!
They are always packing their trunk !
It checks the tornado watch.
Being 5 foot 6
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies
Ray Rice
Sleep late.
