Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.