What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.