What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.