What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.