How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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I'm stumped."

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!