A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Would you like ketchup with your chips
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
