What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".