Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco