Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.