Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!