Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.