What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !