How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.