What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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They planet.

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Manors.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."