Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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They cause too much brain damage.

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What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Pop-tart.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers