Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.