Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.