How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.