What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !