What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Because she will squeal on you.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.