I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
It gets buzzed!
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
He "came" a lot.
The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.
Because everyone was a goblin
because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
He kneaded the dough!
He came up short on his register.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Errorist
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because they lost an I.
I replied "Typo".
Typo
Bye, son.
A: Tweets.
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
