What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.