What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.