What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.