What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

When are the hiest's coming out?

THEY ARE NOT!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.