What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.