What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus