What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."