Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.