What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic