What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic