What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Which do you light first?

The match