What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.