What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove