What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.