Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"