Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.