What do vegetables watch when they're horny?

Corn

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

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They trod on his corn.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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