What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is