What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.