What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!