What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.