Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf