Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!