A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Major Bumsore
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Give him an enema
Because they can't even.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
