Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten