Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.