Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;