How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.