What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Foreman Jokes More Foreman Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.