What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a Mexican burglar?

Juanted

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy