What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had