Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What didn't you do?

My homework"

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back