Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Mugger Jokes More Mugger Jokes

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back