What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.