What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite