What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.