What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.