Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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One was shot for playing with little children.

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Shoot one of them.

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Luke warm. im sorry

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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I want my Nickleback....

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!