Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.