What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!