What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!