What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!