What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"