Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

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What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt. :)

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole