Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones