What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

B Jokes More B Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!