How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

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What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended