How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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