What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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Halal?

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.