What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.